Teacher: How did you spend a vacation?
I love how Obama’s all like “It’s ok Mitt you’ll know why when you’re older.”
i havent seen ANYONE discuss what fox news said about muslims. and the growing tension towards muslims after news stations saying they’re scared of ISIS sleeper cells in the US (because muslims are always, always targeted and bombarded with surveillance and locked up and killed under false pretenses of terrorism when this happens) and it fucking scares me so fucking much.
don’t ignore me.
chris argent breaking my heart into a million tiny pieces again (via offthepreserve)
My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg
Was on the edge of having a complete breakdown, but managed to calm down and clean my room instead. Now I feel a lot less cluttered inside and outside. I’m kind of proud of myself, normally I would have just panicked.
Here’s some of the best senior quotes from my school’s yearbook for this year…
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
If you look hard enough, you can see a bird flying.
careful you might slip and get jazz hands
John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany (via feellng)
He made me a better person. I’ve learned so much from him, as you do when you come together with another person. You both make each other better. You both learn about the best of each other, and recognize the things where you’re failing, or where you need to step up. When it’s a great partnership, you really are patient with each other.
BBC Sherlock meets tumblr